Guys. Google is 13 today. A teenager. We're screwed.
Via LIVING WITH THE REGRET
“What is the capital of Peru?”
“How the fuck should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”
(Source: trainwreckstateofmind)
How I cross a street?
I don’t look both ways, I just walk.
When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You don’t have enough money to hit me”
(Source: dewsters)







